Sneaky Slamberts

Well, “Slambert” is a cooler term for someone who is a rascal, a thug, a ruffian, or a scallywag... maybe not scallywag, because that’s actually a pretty cool word... why the f%#& didn’t we call them scallywags?! Anyway, our Sneaky Slamberts are an untrustworthy, unkind, and undisciplined bunch. And they only do what THEY feel like, because at their core, they are also quite lazy… Basically a Slambert is whatever nice quality you can come up with and then you simply add an “un” in front of it. But despite being all of these things, they’ve actually formed into convenient battle-ready factions. Lucky for us.